The Workers' Utopian States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 623 million Slime Enthusiasts love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Slime City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nickelodeon economy, worth 37.5 trillion nickels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,145 nickels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Great Slime Nation of Nick is often a lifetime appointment, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Slime Nation of Nick's national animal is the slime, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Slime Nation of Nick is ranked 20,881^st in the world and 201^st in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,147.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.